"Jam, thank you." Ed watches Oswald's hands move. "You have lovely hands. I used to watch you do your cufflinks and it was... Hypnotic."

Erotic.

"Shh. I'm not good at happy. Or relationships. I don't want to talk about it now but I didn't have any examples growing up. The best I had was a teacher when I was thirteen who recognised that I needed more mental stimulation than I was getting." That was about the highlight.

"What are your plans for the day?"