[Sighing softly, he considers Ed through dreamy-hazy candlelight.] ...I don't know, a secret? [He gives a careless shrug and lifts his glass to his lips again.] The funds in a multimillion dollar savings account with the world's most obvious PIN?

[Is a throwaway guess an improvement over Oswald scoffing off a riddle, declaring that it's a waste of time? Probably not. ]